Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates.

scarymarymusic:

No Doubt - Just a Girl

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

i just realized i’m eating more bread than usual and it’s passover lol oops

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englishsnow:

Spring in Paris by Jason R Black

I saw Seth Meyers do stand up last night :’)

I’m on my way to Ithaca, NY for a college tour and I’m going to pass through Scranton wooo

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angrybisexualcesium:

mydesires-br:

Guilherme Leão he is from the brazilian subway security from the city of São Paulo and is also a model (1/2)

magicmazzic:

If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.

foxyshy:

so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.

anti-choicers are incredible

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